White Carpet Ain’t For Mamas: (A Really Bad Poem)

White Carpet ain’t for mamas

but still I laughed outloud

We had some major M&M drama

 I got photos, and I ain’t proud

He’s still half in his pajamas

And shrieking really loud

His drool gave my heart trauma

But he threw it like there was a crowd

That’s why white carpet ain’t for mamas

It’s all too plain to see

That it gives this mama trauma

His M&M pajama spree.

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